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You cursed under your breath. "Alfie!where are my tampons?!" you yelled from the bathroom. You opened the cabinet under the sink. You couldn't find them.

"The what?" Alfred asked, walking into the bathroom.

"The tampons!" you snapped. You got up and stood over the counter. You put your hands on you face.

"Okay. Sorry babe," Alfred apologized, placing a hand on your back.  You groaned and went downstairs.

"Go for me, Alfie," you directed to your boyfriend. He groaned.

"Why me?" he asked.

"Because you are the only other person in this house and if you don't get your sorry butt to the drugstore and buy those flipin' tampons right now, I will bleed everywhere and die. Now do you want me to die?"

"He shrunk down a bit and grabbed his keys and wallet.

"Okay, get the ones in the blue box," you told him. He nodded.

----

There were so many blue boxes in the ladies section. Tampons beyond tampons. There were so many.

He finally decided on one blue box with "extra protection!" and a "Leak Guard so you can feel great!"

Eight dollars. Eight dollars for a box of fifty-two tampons.

---

"Thanks, hunny! You're the best!" you said, standing on your tip toes to kiss his cheek.

"...Fuck periods; I'm goin' to the bar," he said. You just laughed.

"Get used to it; shark week happens every month!"  you shouted as he exited the house.
Okay. Fuck Shark Week. I absolutely hate it in every possible form. My body hurts really bad right now.


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:iconfemdenmark92:
Femdenmark92 Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2014
Lmao shark week now that's creative
I call it the Russian/Belarusian week lol
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sexyanimelover Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Haha that's a good one
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AskNekoNekoNihon Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
(All I saw..."ALFIE WHERE ARE MY TAMPONS!?")
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hetaliais Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2012  Student Writer
I always use pads, I got my period when I was ten
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shamankingfan13 Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2013  Student Artist
I hate periods, I got mine when I was 9 and I hate tampons, mum won't let me but I prefer pads
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:iconhetaliais:
hetaliais Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2013  Student Writer
wow
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shamankingfan13 Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2013  Student Artist
yh
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:iconhetaliais:
hetaliais Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2013  Student Writer
hey, guess what, I just got back from a school camp!
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shamankingfan13 Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2013  Student Artist
School camp seriously?! :iconshockedplz:
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hetaliais Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2013  Student Writer
yeah, we went to ERRAPPA in Iron Knob, a town in South Australia, strangely, winter only ended a little while ago but Iron Knob was WAY too hot
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